File not found...
Are you sure that was the right URL?
Because I looked and looked
and I just couldn't find it anywhere.
Personally I think you just typed it wrong.
But no one ever believes the computer.
It's not my fault, I can only show you what you request.
If you type it wrong I'm stuck.
I wonder what Xena would do in this situation?
I think she'd jump and flip around
Do her little YIYIYIYI sound
But do you think that'd help me find
the file you were looking for? I don't.
But it'd sure look cool.
Remember in Ulysses when she flipped
and flipped and flipped? She went for at least a mile.
That was pretty damn cool.
I'm just a computer and I thought that was cool.
Sometimes I wish I could do something more important.
Go to NASA and calculate orbits for missions
Work to find a cure for cancer
But no, I'm just a web server.
Letting people download pictures of Xena
It's not easy being a web server.
I'm so depressed.
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