Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover

Is your abode (that means "home"-- be it a trailer, a duplex, or for the upscale redneck, a two-bedroom ranch with an indoor bathroom) a candidate for an extremem makeover?

You might be a redneck if...

• You flush the toilet and the dog thinks you're giving him fresh water.
• Your front yard is on more than one prayer list.
• Youre living room sofa came out of a Chevrolet.
• You have a bug light inside your house.
• Your best china traces the career of Loretta Lynn
• You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV from the commode.

By Jeff Foxworthy
With illustrations by David Boyd
Paperback
160 pages
Dimensions: 7 3/4" x 8 3/4"